What am I even doing

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cartel:

token:

why did the seagull fly over the sea?

why?

because if it flew over the bay, it would be called a bagel

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sir-hathaway:

penis-hilton:

i watched this about 47 times

These two are going places.

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flustered-fallen-angel:

doctorwholock-fallen-angel:

So, my sister is having surgery today, and as I’m pacing through the hallway, I find this.

what

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chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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himym meme: two otps
↳ Marshall & Lily

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iamthemeep:

sodamnrelatable:

trying to talk to someone you really admire

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I DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS ACCURATE BU SOMEHOW IT IS

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ϟ The Magic Begins Challenge: A Scene You Really Wanted To Be In The Movies, But Wasn’t

Have a biscuit, Potter.

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